by: Frank Peters Las Vegas, NV – During a recent Democratic Presidential Debate Young Democratic hopeful Barak Obama became embroiled in the latest political scandal. “I was walking off the stage when I suddenly felt a large force on my right breast,” said Senator Hillary Clinton. “I looked up and was shocked to see Mr. Obama’s elbow extended toward my chest as he put his coat on.”
It was reported that Obama then feigned absent-mindedness and said, “Woops, didn’t see you there. You ought to watch out where you’re going.” Many found it curious, though, that Obama was walking in the opposite direction of the exit. He also had his coat on during the entire debate and thus had no reason to put it on as he was leaving.
When Clinton’s camp made allegations that this was a deliberate act, Obama responded with a second elbow theory. “If you take a closer look at the video footage, you can see Kucinich walking by at that exact moment,” Obama said. “I’m sure that if you freeze frame it you will be able to see his Elbow striking her chest.” Clinton’s campaign rejected this theory as being logistically impossible.
Upon leaving the stage, Obama was reportedly seen giving Joe Biden a high five.
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